How to Get Rid of Girlfriends
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A few years back Simon and Garfunkel performed a song called “Fifty Ways to Lose Your Lover.” Although the song was musically satisfying, it sadly did not list the fifty ways. A close look at the lyrics reveals only three solid suggestions. They are: drop off the key, slip out the back, and hop on a bus. If the truth be told, those three are really all part of one very common way of getting rid of your girlfriend. It is known as the “cut and run” method. This method has several drawbacks in that if you share mutual friends, they will have to “choose a side” and you both can end up loosing friends in the process. One thing’s for sure though; you will gain an enemy. There is a better way.
